besitos-for-a-day:

imkindaoldfashioned:

wearetheatomsmashers:

both of their expressions are literally priceless.

All three of their expressions.

boys, that was the best response.

Why are happy and sleepy bad responses though? Describe your wife in bed. Sleepy. Like anyone else who is getting ready for bed…

besitos-for-a-day:

imkindaoldfashioned:

wearetheatomsmashers:

both of their expressions are literally priceless.

All three of their expressions.

boys, that was the best response.

Why are happy and sleepy bad responses though? Describe your wife in bed. Sleepy. Like anyone else who is getting ready for bed…

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10.26.13.

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porkskins:

when ur in bed with a girl and ur about to cum just say “gotta blast” in jimmy neutron’s voice, trust me girls dig it i wouldnt lie to u

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10.22.13.

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adropofred:

comment s’appelle un chien qui vend des médicaments?

un pharmachien

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10.20.13.

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skarlettfever:

“Five cute boys, stuck in a van with nothing much to do, decide to reenact The Book of Mormon’s opening number, because why not? Says a commenter on Towleroad: “The line between Mormon missionaries, chorus boys, and gay porn is so thin sometimes…”

Okay I really didn’t want to see this show until this video

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10.15.13.

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Les Mis is my favorite book of all time! It means a lot to me and is a wonderful piece of literature and I’d just love to pay homage to it.

I feel ya. I read it in French—it’s a fucking awesome book.

10.04.13.

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omg aw i love them esp the cheetah outline

:D :D Thanks bud! Yeah, that one’s my favorite too. Can’t decide if I want to put it between my shoulder blades or on one though.

10.04.13.

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24601. SO GUILTY

I love you.

10.04.13.

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I’M GETTING NUMBERS ON MY WRIST TOO HOLLA AT YO BOY but real talk these all sound so amazing

Thanks, girlie! :) What numbers?

10.04.13.

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omg what are you getting share shar ehsahres

haha well half of them are incomplete and two of them I’m still not sure I really really want but the ones I know for sure are going to be a closed caption symbol behind my ear, the number 42 on my wrist, an outline of a cheetahs face on my back (but just the eyes, tearstain, and nose), and the word ubuntu which means we are who we are because of other people with a colored in africa under the second u on my bicep.

10.04.13.

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Just added two more tattoos to the list. That makes…8? I think.

Now to decide which one to get first and when and where and by whom since I can’t do the closed caption one until I’m sure I’m not having any more ear surgeries. But I want it by my next birthday. I should call my sister and see what she thinks…

10.04.13. excitement,tattoos,

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ghostgif:

welcome to the league of legends

…Sorry

ghostgif:

welcome to the league of legends

…Sorry

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10.01.13.

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benedictsdoctor:

benedictsdoctor:

To celebrate my earning of 600  followers, I’m doing my first giveaway!. A list of the prizes are:

series 7 part 2 of doctor who

the 11th doctors sonic screwdriver

the 10th doctors sonic screwdriver.

the tenth doctors Journal of Impossible things (comes with a mini sonic screwdriver)

a tardis disappearing mug

tardis and dalek knee socks

a doctor who… drinking cup

and doctor who ‘Keep Calm, I’m The Doctor” suspenders.

Here’s the rules/guidelines:

WINNER TAKES ALL

Reblog it as many times as you want. Likes and adding comments count. You can spam your followers if you want, but if they unfollow you, not my problem.

You MUST  be following ME.

Winner will be selected at random using a generator. 

You must have you ask box open so I’ll be able to contact you. I’ll give you 2 days to reply to it and if you don’t then I’ll choose another winner. Sorry!

You have to be willing to give me your postal address so I can send you the stuff, I’ll cover the cost of the shipping. 

NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS i ain’t about that life :p

DON’T WORRY! THINGS HAVE NEVER BEEN USED BEFORE.. I JUST BOUGHT THEM BEFORE HAND. 

I WILL SHIP anywhere

*EVERY 200 NOTES THIS POST GETS, I WILL ADD ANOTHER PRIZE

»»You have until 12:00 am (EASTERN) on October 6th! (my bithday)««<

NOW GO GO GO !

alright. »> UPDATE «< 200 notes, wow. will addddd for the ladies 

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or you decide whichever one you want. if a guy wants the skirt.. take it.(i don’t judge) and vice versa 

 »UPDATE«<

like.. 5 more updates

(for the 100 new followers one): imageimageimage

you can now also win these shirts.

(now for the updates of every 200 notes)image

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»>UPDATE«<

FOR 100 NEW FOLLOWER AND 200 NOTES

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 »UPDATE«

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Sorry guys, last 100th follower update

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You get all 3 cut outs. (p.s. these are all my stuff, i will buy new ones for you. you pick the size.)

satans fire guys! » 400 new notes update«

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So, fellas. a lot of you might be thinking, “shit, this is all for girl, i don’t want this!” BUT if you want me to buy you a male version OR just a different thing all together, tell me. i will soon be updating this too necklaces, and if you don’t want to wear a girls necklace, tell me and i will but a dog tag for you. (BUT it has to be around the same price [$15 difference max])

»200 new notes update«
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»600 notes update«

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 »200 notes update« 

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(p.s. these two things spin and move ^^^) 

»200 notes update«

(seatbelt belt )

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»200 followers upload«

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»200 notes update«

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»200 notes update« 

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»updates«imageimageimage

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»»> last update««

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*UPDATE*

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this beautiful TARDIS necklace was give to me as a donation for  the giveaway by nothingbutamother. you can find more things like this here 

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9.25.13.

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isaidfuckyouandyoureyebrows:

theselfishknitter:

lastnightsmusings:

starslicer:

cravingmcnuggie:








Remember when Obama brought them home?



This post got so much better

isaidfuckyouandyoureyebrows:

theselfishknitter:

lastnightsmusings:

starslicer:

cravingmcnuggie:

Remember when Obama brought them home?

This post got so much better

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9.21.13.

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weirdsynthnoises:

urqtgf:

How do you do stuff without feeling embarrassed

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9.20.13.

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make it stop someone please

9.19.13.

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